I sold all my chairs for bitcoin. Then I had nowhere to sit. I realized that hey, the technology to build chairs has advanced over the last 6,000 years of human civilization.

Hahaha, I thought to myself. The chair cartel cannot keep me contained within their FIAT prison. I don’t have to be a Maxi AND stand, like the times of past.

So, I started making chairs in my back shed. Sort of. I call it my back shed, the psychiatrists at the facility I’m at are just happy I’m making chairs instead of talking about bitcoin.

But the problem is, now, I have too many chairs. And I still want Bitcoin.

So, if you were looking to buy a chair online for Bitcoin, I guess I got you covered.

I accept Lightning over Bitcoin. And Credit Card too, but I’m charging you up the ass for not knowing better.